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  • Never Give the Wife an Ultimatum

    Never give the wife an ultimatum, but if you're a women on the receiving end of an ultimatum, NEVER spurn or otherwise violate your Holy Matrimony.. ESPECIALLY if you're married to a tech who knows the law.
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    I gave my wife the ultimatum that if she's not back before the 13-WEEK anniversary of her fundamental abandonment of her husband, there will be consequences.
    So of course, after my hideous outburst in which I declared that I NEED her back by Sep03, she purchased an alteration to her ticket...

    Fucking annoying. It hurts to be in love.